It’s been reported that Cheryl Cole intends to fly to France later this week to give Ashley just 15 minutes to explain himself. We reckon 15 minutes is still 15 minutes too long!

The Fight For This Love singer has finally caved into his demand to meet but on the condition that it’s on “neutral ground” as a source confirms:

“Cheryl wants to be tough with Ashley and believes that will be easier on neutral territory. She’ll listen – but not for very long.”

We wonder what could have swayed Cheryl to even bother to listen to what the rat has to say? Perhaps it was the text that Ashley reportedly sent saying: “We’ve got to fight for this love.” Which apparently made Cheryl question whether she should “laugh or cry”. We’re crying. Crying with laughter. What a dork!