Kelly Brook has apparently just been signed up to top New York modelling agency One Management. Lucky cow.

The Piranha 3D actress (how awful is that sentence?) was approached by One Management – who also manage the likes of Claudia Schiffer, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Lizzy Jagger – after they saw her recent shoot in Playboy magazine.

A source close to Kelly said:  

‘Kelly’s over the moon to be joining One. She’s off to New York for Fashion Week in a few days and she hopes to make a real impression. Who knows where it will lead?’

We only hope that it’ll lead to something more exciting than the Sky Ride gig she was taking part in yesterday.

Jeez Louise, could Olly Murs mouth stretch any further?!

The former X Factor contestant was jumping about more than a twitchy rabbit when we spotted him leaving the Radio One studios in London last night after scoring his first official number one with debut solo single ‘Please Don’t Let Me Go’.  

Olly managed to fight off Taio Cruz who was last week’s number one and Katy Perry with her infectious Teenage Dream and secure the top spot which the persistent thumbs up tell us he was very happy about.  

Speaking on the radio one chart show Olly put his popularity down to the fact he’s “quite confident” saying,  

“I’m the same person in every single performance that I do, I’m able to showcase my personality in my music so that’s probably why people like me.”

Instead of celebrating at a top London nightclub Olly opted for an early night and a celebratory evening with his family at home. See now we reckon THAT’S why people like him.

We’re over the whole Kanye West/Taylor Swift drama as we expect are you, as we expect is Taylor (probably).

But Kanye West just won’t drop it and in a dramatic gesture has apologised for the incident over Twitter in the form of an apology song.

The ‘song’ if you can call it that, required over 70 posts from the rapper and he apparently wants Taylor to perform it. Intrigued? Well it goes a little something like this:  

"How deep is the scar... I bled hard... cancelled tour with (Lady Gaga) the number one pop star in the world... closed the doors of my clothing office (sic),"

"I'm the guy who at one point could perform the Justin Timberlake on stage and everyone would be sooo happy that I was there. People tweeted that they wish I was dead... No listen. They wanted me to die people. I carry that. I smile and take pictures through that."

"Who am I to run on stage? I would never ever again in a million years do that. Sorry to let you down," he continued. "I am not a bad person. Even in that moment I was only trying to do good but people don't always need my help... Beyonce didn't need that. MTV didn't need that and Taylor and her family friends and fans definitely didn't want or need that."

Well isn’t this a nice little bit of news to cheer up an otherwise mundane Monday?!

The beautiful Fearne Cotton is now engaged to Jesse Jenkins after the photographer popped the question last week as Radio One DJ celebrated her 29th birthday.

While it’s not officially been confirmed we’d bet our first born on it after FearneTweeted, “Having the BEST day full of surprises!!” and friends of the couple blabbed, “They know they were meant to be together”

Congratulations and celebrations and all that jazz!

Coleen Rooney is apparently in crisis talks with her parents after yesterday’s reports in the News Of The World that Wayne Rooney had bedded a £1,200-a-night hooker – while Coleen was pregnant with their baby Kai.  

Apparently the England footballer slept with 21-year-old Jennifer Thompson seven times in four months (if our math is correct we make that £8,400 in hooker expenses) and they even hit a few nightclubs and casinos together. Tut tut. You’re going to lose your nuts.    

It is thought that for the past three weeks Wayne’s lawyers have been trying to fight to stop these reports surfacing but it would seem their case wasn’t airtight and according to one of Wayne’s mates, he’s been saying:  

"My life is in ruins...I've been so stupid. Coleen won't forgive me this time. She will leave me."

Which is a definite possibility as while Wayne is expected to fly to Switzerland tomorrow ahead of England’s Euro 2012 qualifier, his 24-year-old wife is seriously considering their future with insiders anticipating that their relationship will not survive the revelations.

Katy Perry has revealed that she has a major girl crush on Cheryl Cole, saying: “I adore Cheryl - she's amazing."

We think the whole world shares the same sentiment!  

Russell Brand’s fiancé – who recently appeared as a guest judge on the X Factor – explained, "I'm very happy with my own English stud. But if I wasn't with him I'd be trying to date Cheryl."

Katy added, "Nobody should be as beautiful as she is. I know people get turned on by Simon (Cowell)'s power but if I was single I'd rather sleep with Cheryl than Simon."

Anyone else kind of hoping Russell and Katy split up?!

A snippet of Nadine Coyle’s debut single Insatiable has been released so have a listen and let us know what you think.

The song was written by Nadine and Robbie Williams’ old song writer Guy Chambers but we’re quite disappointed with it. It’s not 100% awful but you won’t catch us listening to it on our iPods as we train hard at the gym. Probably because you won’t catch us at the gym, we really should be more motivated like that aptly named man Mr Motivator. We suspect we’d also quite suit spandex suits.

Fine, fine so we’re making it sound more dramatic than it is but still, this could have turned out to be tragic.

According to a movie insider, "The script called for the elephant to step forward while swinging her trunk from side to side, but Rosie got her signals mixed up. Instead, she sat down on her big butt, lifted her front legs - then rolled over."

The insider reported, "Before anyone could react, Robert slid right down the elephant's back. It could have been a disaster if she'd rolled over on him - but he got lucky, landing face first in a pile of dirt and mud. He was filthy, but unharmed."

Robert Pattinson, ‘Nelly’ killed by an elephant. How tragic (and funny) would it have been if he had actually been squashed?!