So today we've already written about Cheryl Cole's birthday and Lindsay Lohan's birthday but we were nowhere near as interested in their special days as we were about Samanda's 21st birthday party. Uh oh. We can feel our noses growing longer Pinocchio stylie.

Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda turned 21 last week and to celebrate they held a party on a boat on the River Thames. A dangerous location if you ask us, far too much temptation for one to throw oneself overboard and conveniently forget how to swim, hence drowning and finding peace from the event in death.

But just who took the risk of attending? Let's see... from the blur of nameless faces we managed to spot Calum Best, Luke Gerry, Big Brother's Nikki Grahame,and um well that was it really.

 

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Peter Andre has just signed a £1million record deal with independent label Conehead and Katie Price intends to spill the beans on what really happened between her and Pete to Piers Morgan in a TV interview. We wonder how much she'll be getting for that then...

Despite her visiting her lawyers office, we spotted her looking happy (the amount must be a lot) and giving us the thumbs up instead of the finger. And just look at what she's wearing - we don't think you need to persuade your lawyers with a 'Team Katie' top, they're on your side because you're paying them Katie. No more persuasion necessary.

The interview if you're at all interested will be on ITV on 11th July. We cannot wait *rolls eyes*.

 

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Imagine it's your birthday but instead of having to go through the hassle of planning a party and then paying for it someone else does this for you and then - the icing on the birthday cake if you will - pays you a sum of $70,000 for the pleasure.

We know, it is difficult to imagine. About as difficult as imagining Susan Boyle as a pin-up hottie.

But for Lindsay Lohan it was just another day. Today is Lindsay's 23rd birthday and to celebrate, MGM Grand in Las Vegas threw a pool party for her last Saturday and all Lindsay had to do was turn up and accept the cash. The only downside - well it couldn't all be perfect - was that none of her friends were there. A source has said:

"None of her really close friends were there. The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau."

And there we were thinking she didn't have friends... we spotted Lindsay out shopping at Maxfield in LA yesterday. She does have $70,000 to blow after all.

 

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Ronaldo has never looked stable to us - he did after all have a fling with Paris Hilton which just screams crazy - and now he's gone and confirmed our fears by lashing out at a girl and breaking the window to her car.

Ronaldo caught the girl filming him when he was talking to his mother on Sunday afternoon. At this point any normal person would have simply asked the girl to stop but Ronaldo decided that it would be more effective to kick 17-year-old Sara Pardal's window which resulted in it breaking and shards of glass entering the car and causing injuries to Sara for which she had to go to hospital. Ronaldo has said on the matter:

"I regret what I did, but I can't promise that I would not react in the same way again in the same circumstances. When I'm on my own, fine, I try to swallow it and remain indifferent. but when my mother is involved, then I'm sorry but I don't let anyone, I repeat anyone, harass her."

Sara has said she is a fan and was waiting outside the footballers home for an autograph but Ronaldo insists that she has been working with a photographer and has been following him for days and is now exaggerating her injuries.

Tuesday was Cheryl Cole's 26th birthday and her husband Ashley Cole took her out to London's  Vanilla Club to celebrate the occasion. We were all wondering if Ashley would even be in the country for her birthday as he's been holidaying in Mauritius but he came through and the couple looked like they were having a jolly old time when we spotted them.

As well as looking like they were enjoying themselves, Cheryl also looked a tad naked. In a good way of course (could Cheryl Cole ever look bad semi-naked?!). Out to celebrate with Cheryl was Danni Minogue, bandmate Nicola Roberts and Holly Willoughby.

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Gwen Stefani has said she's exhausted and yet she looks anything but on the cover of July's issue of Elle. No Doubt in our mind that she looks fab!

Gwen has explained why she feels so tired:

"I am exhausted. I'm not going to lie, with the babies, and the band, and the records, the tour, designing. But I'm so grateful we're still able to do this."

Don't forget counting all your money Gwen. That must be exhausting too.

It's early and this will be a lot to take in, so grab a big cup of coffee and get your concentration face on 'cos here we go...

Since Michael Jackson's untimely death there have been some bizarre stories reported. One is that Michael and his ex-wife Debbie Rowe are not the biological parents of their children. It has been said that Debbie was simply used to carry two of the children, being conceived through IVF with donors supplying the eggs and sperm. The youngest, Prince Michael II was reportedly carried by an anonymous surrogate whose name isn't on the birth certificate. Fingers are pointing towards Michael's old friend and former dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein as one of the biological parents but who knows?

Next is Michael's will. He leaves his ex-wife Debbie nothing and puts the children in the care of his mother Katherine Jackson unless she is unable or willing to take care of them in which case he has asked that Diana Ross be their carer.

Finally, there have been problems with allowing Michael to be buried at his Neverland Ranch and so now it is expected that he will be buried near his Grandmother in LA.

Phew there we go, you're all caught up.

Every girl enjoys a night out with her gal pal once in a while and yes, sometimes this night can get a wee bit messy but the 'every girl' doesn't have the world watching her - usually just a few disgruntled punters in whatever pub the drunken scene is caused.

But Mischa Barton does which is why we know what happened when she had a night out at Whisky Mist nightclub in Mayfair on Tuesday night. Mischa tried to drag her friend into a toilet cubicle with her but the attendant objected, "What are you doing? You are not allowed to go in together, you have to come out now."

Mischa and her friend complied to the attendants wishes but took so long do whatever it was she was doing (can anyone say no.2?) that people began to worry. A source at the club claimed:

"At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was felling okay. When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up."

Not giving up, she then continued to Bungalow 8 until 4.45am.

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